I sing very bad
I don't like to be sad
I am gullible
I bring a lot of trouble
I make many a mistake
I always think, I don't have anything at stake
I am shabby
I see movies even though they are crappy
I don't workout
I may, one day, become stout
I am sometimes very moody
I seldom say sorry
I am not sentimental
I think I am practical
I do not know how to start or continue a conversation
I do not make a good first impression
I am not rich (at words or otherwise)
I am not stylish
I make people feel I don't have a life
I talk like I am cutting through with a knife
I sometimes get cross for no reason
I believe, to lie, there's no season
I don't like being secretive
I don't like speeches that are elaborative
I nag a lot - I shout a lot
I talk a lot - I sleep a lot
I don't listen to others - I don't listen to myself
YET, I LOVE MYSELF!!!!!
